Your weird uncle died and left you his dairy ranch, which was good timing because you kind of needed to skip town for a while. You never saw him often, but you do remember him speaking fondly about his remote plot of land and his two cows, Daisy and Bessie.
You figure you can go live at the dairy, at least for a little while. Enjoy some fresh air, milk some happy cows, sell the milk for anything else you need. Your uncle's distributor still sends a truck by every morning.
You've never visited the dairy or even milked a cow before, but it can't be that hard. You pack a few essentials and head out to the boonies, ready to build a new life.
What you find, however, is... unexpected, to put it charitably. Scandalous might be more apt. In fact, it's probably just downright illegal.
Daisy and Bessie are not quadrupedal cows with four stomachs and swishing tails.
Daisy and Bessie are women. Very naked, very well-endowed women, who are very happy to see you.
They're overdue for their milking.
- slowed game down
- interactive pause screen
0.0.1 Inital Release!
Could use a fuller tutorial. Like how to zoom back out.
... I accidentally got it stuck in extreme close up and somehow closing and reopening isn't helping.
Most of the things issues I have with this game seem like they do exist only because it's a rough draft: unreliable controls, odd timing as the previous reviewer pointed out. I might be interested in checking this out again after a few updates. But the bizarre shape of the hips seems to be a "stylistic" choice the artist made and I can't figure why. It's so offputting to have these.... giant circles sticking out the sides of the figures, even with the smaller view on the game screen.
Great first effort. Just some improvements:
Fun bones for a sim game. Good luck with it.