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Bimbo Holdem Poker

Choose to play as one of several distinct characters and play a variant of No-limit Texas Holdem where the winner walks away with both money and intellect, but the losers become airheaded bimbos.

The latest version should always be available on my site, see http://www.blushingdefeat.com/play/#Bimbo Holdem Poker.

For the offline version you can also use the mediafire link in the Downloads section of this page.

The art in this game was generated using the vector graphics based application Kisekae 2. As such, all art assets of the bimbofication process has a cartoonish look to them.

There are some bugs in this game that might occur for some players under certain circumstances and there are some AI issues that may disrupt gameplay and be rather odd or annoying, but nothing that should be game breaking. These issues could perhaps be fixed at some point, but currently this game is only under passive development, by which I mean that I am around to fix a bug or two and add some content from time to time, but not to develop new features or fix larger issues, both of which would require much time and effort in essentially rewriting a large part of the game.


I hope you'll have fun :)

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Review by Sharl

Version reviewed: 1.2.2 on 07/04/2018

The game is pretty great if you enjoy bimbos and games with actual challenges or mechanics to them, although you do need to be familiar with the rules of poker beforehand; there are no tutorials.

You should not listen to those saying that this game is "literally" unwinnable, as you can most certainly win.

If you can do so before the bugged phase of the game sets in.

Somewhere around round 48 to 55 (this is with blinds increasing every 7 rounds, tweaking this number could effect the onset of the bugged phase), any fully bimbotized players suddenly become part of the game again, are impossible to defeat, and will drag you down in a hurry since there isn't much you can do to a player already in a defeated state.

But if you can win before this point, and this isn't hard to do if you're familiar with the game and strategies for winning, everything is fine. I have a fully unlocked extras section myself and this would not be possible without more than a few wins.

Just be wary of the above mentioned bugged, as it's a game-breaker and something that definitely needs to be fixed at some point. If you look at it as a challenge to win within a limited number of rounds, you there are still plenty of good times to have here.

Review by Cass1212

Version reviewed: 1.2.2 on 07/03/2018

The lack of quality in this game is honestly impressive.

Review by Buridan

Version reviewed: 1.2.2 on 03/19/2018

Pretty good lewd poker game with an interesting mechanic with IQ acting as a secondary resource pool.

But I ran into the same issue as Kara - as I was approaching victory I got stuck in a 'lust-bomb' loop, with the poker round never progressing, leading to a loss. This is a gamebreaking bug in the purest sense. Until this is fixed (which seems unlikely), this game is difficult to recommend.

Review by Observin

Version reviewed: 1.2.2 on 01/24/2018

I really like those slow stage transformation. especially, the ones who is stubbon toward almost the end. some of them are really unique. (I like the newest characters) but the other, I feel like it's a bit boring in transformation. it's still a great game, though.


I would recommnded it, if you like slow transformation and Bimbo girls

If I want to add, it would be the status text, where they talk in current status and it will change after every stage or transformation. 

Review by Kara

Version reviewed: 1.2.1 on 01/10/2018

This has the most obscene rubberbanding imaginable. I'm not talking about the orgasm cascade that occurs when one person has high IQ and the AIs are bimbo'd out, either. I'm talking about the fact that it's literally impossible to win at. While opponents who run out of money and IQ are removed from play normally, when the last opponent falls (or should fall), regardless of your own IQ and money levels, you do not win. All AIs, fully bimboified, suddenly reenter play, endlessly calling and raising, while the Check command does nothing. At this point, that round will never end until the orgasm cascade of dealing with four full bimbos drains you down to the arbitrary threshold where you're declared to have lost.

If that isn't fixed, this cannot be called a game. I did not come back from the brink of defeat against a single opponent who I'd allowed to dominate the board and wipe out the other three just so I could be godmodded into losing by some atrocious bullshit of the highest order.


Edit: Darcwing, it isn't that I wasn't able to defeat all four AIs...it's that once I did, all the defeated AIs started playing again, raising endlessly despite being broke in both money and brains, making it impossible to Check, and endlessly fondling me until I hit 30 IQ and got a loss prompt. It isn't that I couldn't win, it's that the game pulled took that victory away by making me contend with four 100% bimbos with apparently unlimited money out of nowhere.

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