Visited by a trashy fairy whose apparent job is to get you laid, you quickly find yourself on an adventure through time and space. And stuff.

This game is in three acts: the first act is aboard a spirate starship (that's "space pirate" of course) and the second is a re-visit to (a rather non-traditional) high school and the third is a 'magical' medieval wonderland. You are bound to be sexed in each of them (and sometimes bound to be sexed, like, very literally).

Act one contains (or will soon contain) M/M, M/F, Trap/Boi, Herm/Futa, Furry, Dub-con, Non-con, Gang-rape, Filth, Preggo, Bestiality, Roleplay, Branding, Tattooing, and Humor (and other stuff). Act two and three will contain F/F, AR, AB/DL, Exhibitionism/Humiliation, and more.

Important: You are transformed into a trap/boi in this game/story and remain that way through the entire first act. If M/M doesn't appeal to you (or having a weiner after a TF is an issue) then please skip this game until act two is released (which will allow you to become a 'real' girl for the rest of the adventure). There will be an easy way to skip act one once act two is released.

Your own personal 'fuck fairy' makes a visit with the intent to succeed at a task where all others have failed: get you laid.

Unfortunately, her wonky wand leaves you struggling to keep your sanity and morality as you adventure back towards home across space and time.

You: you.

Kash: Your own personal fuck fairy. AKA Lucy. But Lucy who?

Spirates: Space pirates. Get it?

ACT ONE EVENTS

HOW TO GET A METAL ARM & HAVE SEX WITH A SEX-BOT

• Attack the cook with the frying pan to lose your left arm.
• At the clinic, if you select 'fuckpiece' then you'll get a 'game-over' where you basically become a limbless body employed for use for the sexual pleasure of others. [This branch is queued to be expanded!]
• If you accept the prosthetic arm, you can continue.
• Escaping the lobby through the vent will lead to you a meeting with a female sex-robot, which you can choose to have sex with if you want.
• After a nap, you'll have to make a choice in the engine room.
• You can choose to grab the glowing tube from the machine or look for an alternative. Either way, you're on to Act Two.

HOW TO BE A FILTHY DIRTY SMUTTY SLUT

• Crawl into the kitchen to start your dirty adventure.
• Keep crawling.
• Let the dog hump you (or not). Extra dirty if you do, though.
• Escape through the vent.
• Forgo the shower and stay dirty (If you do shower, go to CABIN BOY path).
• Go with the handsome/hideous hyena-man (currently a dead end if you don't).
• Have sexytimes with him (or not). Totally filthy if you do, though.
• Forgo wiping yourself off.
• Meet Rager, the shark-like supervisor.
• Have sexytimes with him (or not). Get spooged if you do, though.
• Get taken to your new quarters.
• Stay with Rager or escape to Act Two, you dirty ass bitch.

HOW TO BE A DOGGO'S BITCH

• Crawl into the kitchen.
• Keep crawling.
• Let the doggo hump your little butt.
• NOW greet the cook.
• The doggo makes you his bitch.
• Stay with Poochie or escape to Act Two, puppy-lover.

HOW TO GET FUCKED THE FUCK UP

• Walk right into the kitchen.
• Go towards the corridor.
• Keep going, sissy.
• Step into the corridor like a complete nutjob.
• Get brutally gang-raped. Yay.
• Now you're one battered piece of ass.
• Three branches from here: WEREWOLF'S PET, ROLEPLAY, and one dead-end that's still in work

HOW TO ROLEPLAY THE ABUSED DAUGHTER OF A CRAZY MOUSE-LADY (AND GET BRANDED)

• See HOW TO GET FUCKED THE FUCK UP
• Now talk to the mouse-like lady.
• Eat her out if you want another dose of punishment.
• Follow her out of the locker room and get branded.
• Get violently molested by horny bunny-boys.
• Get your ass blasted by a huge dildo.
• Blow the bunny-boys if you want them to stick around.
• Choose to stay with the mouse-lady if you want to get gang-banged again.
• OR escape and you're off to Act Two.

HOW TO BE A WEREWOLF'S PET

• See HOW TO GET FUCKED THE FUCK UP
• Don't go with the mouse-like lady.
• Go with the werewolf.
• Get harness and then get brutally butt-raped.
• Choose to stay with the werewolf or escape and you're off to Act Two.

HOW TO GET TATTOO'D (AND PLAY WITH A HUGE DONG)

• Crawl out of the kitchen.
• Keep crawling.
• Let the doggo hump you or not.
• Escape through the vent.
• Forgo the shower.
• Go with the hyena-man.
• Sexytimes him or not.
• Wipe yourself down to get clean.
• Look around instead of grabbing the glowing tube.
• Meet a huge-titted, huge-cocked cow-like lady and follow her.
• Get tatted.
• Sexytimes with her or not.
• Stay with Bettesa or escape to Act Two.

HOW TO GET A BELLY FULL OF EGGS

• Crawl out of the kitchen.
• Keep crawling.
• Let the doggo hump you or not.
• Escape through the vent.
• Forgo the shower.
• Go with the hyena-man.
• Sexytimes him or not.
• Wipe yourself down to get clean.
• Look around instead of grabbing the glowing tube.
• Run away from the big-titty big-cock cow-like lady.
• Accept the eggs in your butt. Weirdo.
• Meet a sexy otter-like chick and eat her bum, or not.
• [ending currently in the works!]

HOW TO BE A (PREGNANT) CABIN BOY (AND A CAT-LIKE LADY LOVER)

• Greet the cook at your first opportunity.
• Taste his cock or not.
• (If coming from DIRTY path, start here)
• Escape the cell.
• Go to the bathroom.
• Give up either your mouth or ass for her pleasure.
• Refuse to go back to the galley.
• Wank or suck the bunny-boy in the clinic if you want.
• IF you did wank/suck the bunny-boy, keep quiet about it.
• Accept offer to be preggo if you want (leads to perma-preggo end if you don't escape)
• Get some cat-like lady lovin.
• Stay with Captain Leema or escape to Act Two.

HOW TO FUCK/GET FUCKED BY A CHUBBY PANDA GIRL

• Greet the cook at your first opportunity.
• Taste his cock or not.
• Escape the cell.
• Go to the bathroom.
• Give up either your mouth or ass for her pleasure.
• Refuse to go back to the galley.
• Wank or suck the bunny-boy in the clinic (required).
• Say that you'll tattle about it.
• Get almost incinerated.
• Win the race to fuck the panda-girl, lose it to get fucked by her.
• Stay with Captain Leema or escape to Act Two