Out with the Old is a transformation text adventure written in the Inform 7 engine by Birion.
You woke up today feeling rather out of it. You celebrated something last night, and it's a bit of a blur. What was it?
You shake your head and go around your morning ablutions. Following that, it's a healthy breakfast.
It is only as you walk into the living room that you realise something - the date. Specifically, the 31st December.
Specifically, the day of your New Year's party. The party that you haven't prepared for.
With frantic movements, you get dressed and scribble the tasks still needed to be performed on a piece of paper.
You check your watch - you only have a few hours if you want to get everything done.
up
n
open wardrobe
open top drawer
open middle drawer
take all
s
d
e
take car keys
d
open box
take all
up
open fridge
put wine in fridge
call samantha
w
s
s
e
s
s
invite john
ask john about entertainment
n
n
w
enter car
drive to office
w
n
n
push 1
s
e
invite michael
ask michael about clubs
w
n
push 3
s
invite peter
ask peter about michael
n
push 1
s
e
ask michael about clubs
w
n
push G
s
s
e
enter car
drive mall
s
s
w
buy devil costume
e
s
w
invite louis
ask louis about office
e
down
knock on wall
knock on wall
knock on wall
n
buy pill bottle
open pill bottle
take pill
drop pill bottle
s
up
n
n
n
enter car
drive jackie
w
n
invite jackie
s
e
enter car
drive club
s
w
n
n
eat pill
s
s
w
nw
invite musicians
se
n
ask chris about job
ask chris about interview
rub chris
suck chris
take off clothes
have sex with chris
chris, fuck me
wear outfit
s
sw
w
take off clothes
wear cowgirl costume
e
dance
w
take off costume
wear outfit
drop cowgirl costume
e
ne
e
n
enter car
---
drive mall
s
s
s
down
n
buy special fireworks
s
e
buy robe
w
up
n
e
se
take off clothes
wear robe
nw
w
s
w
talk to girl
e
n
e
e
enter stall
kiss rose
rub rose
lick rose
take off robe
kiss breasts
rub breasts
fuck rose
rose, fuck me
wear robe
out
x image
touch image
w
w
n
n
enter car
---
drive office
w
n
n
press 1
s
s
e
s
search stuff
search stuff
n
e
s
invite elisa
n
w
w
n
n
press 2
s
e
take wand
wave wand
w
n
press 1
s
s
e
e
s
kiss elisa
take off clothes
elisa, lick me
elisa, take off clothes
rub elisa
lick elisa
rub elisa's breasts
fuck elisa
elisa, fuck me
wear uniform
n
w
w
n
n
press B
n
touch orb
...
the command list for this game is shit, you have to type out verything short of breathing.
open door
exit house
get in car
drive to ____
exit car
shoot self in face
exit game and never return