To make a jerk at a bar eat some humble pie you are going to participate in a competition that sounds like some kind of lewd olympics.
Maybe you heard wrong.
The jerk: Loaded with jock like ego (or worse) all because they won something not many have heard of.
The informant: Big brick wall full of surprises. Also info. The info is kind of their job. Hence "informant".
There is a concept... and that's about it. Perhaps should have waited to get some gameplay before you released? A discussion on the forums would be better suited for this concept as it is right now.
Well 7kb so not much and its hard to tell how it will turn out. Though i think the author should have waited a bit longer before releasing it. But all in all it seems ok.