You wake up on Main Street, naked. You remember being with your family and checking out the rack on a blonde walking by... and that's the last thing you remember.

You find a note that tells you that you've been cursed by a Witch. In order to get your life back, you have to acquire certain items desired by the Witch and bring them to her.

You

The player character (pick your name on startup); a family man with a roving eye.

Witch

Your tormentor.

Ho Ho Hinkman

Creepy owner of the town's best (and only) Candy Shoppe for more than 30 years.

Max Slither

Smarmy owner of the local strip club. A big, strong, slick looking guy.

Hermit

A mysterious hermit that lives in a shack.