Oznoez! Lord Jackingrod finds himself TARPED BY A 3SOME of Spick Span Sparkly Fresh Youths (all over the legal age of consent). Will his most lurvey lurve, the Dowager Cumswipple, rescue him from the wicked machinations of Freshly Spanky Bottom, TitsyWitsy PerkyTitts, and That Guy With No Discernable Features Except for his Very Large Jango Wango? Or does the Dowager have some tricks up her own sleeve?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE TARPED BY A 3SOME!!??
Introducing the FREE Demo for TARPED BY A 3SOME: a campy porn parody written by a Domtrix Bufter in storybook style. The game is interactive light and might be considered by some to fit the timewaster category as it is NOT a SIM or RPG. One complete game path for Chapter 1 with more to come.
ETA: For the demo version there is only one ending. Since this is a free version, I think that is fair.
Also I assumed that many RPG players are familiar with the word TARPED, but here is the definition from the urban dictionary for those unawares:
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Freshly Spanky Bottom, TitsyWitsy Perky Tits, Lord Jackingrod, The Dowager Cumswipple, And That Guy with No Discernible Features Except for his Very Large Jango Wango.
Currently only one path, with more to come for Chapter 1.
I pondered, since this is a TF game site that the author mentioning "Tarped" they might have been meaning "trap" (a pre-op transwoman who is both passable and hot) but I was sadly mistaken. I think that the read, the graphics, and music was *interesting* choices. Although I consider myself a gamer, heavy use on 1337 sp34k (leet speak) made reading nausating, something I dislike elsewhere, the read went from campy and light hearted to "Oh, just click to get this over as quickly as possible...with the sound muted..." I recognize that this might not be my thing so I can appreciate the "something different" vibe and creativity.
I think Alex Delarge wrote this after having too many synthemescs in the korova milkbar. It´s something else than the usual, the drawings are not bad, but overall it´s too weird for me. I understand the wish to make something creative but I didn´t care to even comprehend the artificial slang or click the word hyperlinks used here after some tries.
This is terrible in almost every possible way.
"Tarped"? Did you mean "Trapped"? And writing "3some" instead of "Threesome" is just lazy. Clearly, no one would read this to enjoy good writing or a vividly erotic mental image, which means no one should read this interactive story at all.
I'm sure that a lot of work was out into this game, but, it's just bizarre.
1. No transformation.
2. Art resembles ' Ecce homo' after the 'imporovements'.
3. The music is atrocious and the 2 s loop is grating after the first 4 seconds.